ain't that about a joan collins

last night was anger week. and we wrote our anger letter.

i know, i know. you all are clamoring to see what i wrote. i need to think about that.

however i had fresh fodder from sunday morning that i will tell you about.

while i was banging around on this blog...did you notice it got stuck in decoration?....i hear water filling the washer. after abit i noticed it was still running.

ding ding ding ding ding! 2o dollars to the girl in the back who guessed it!

water everywhere.

does anyone remember that my washer is on the second floor? and that there is hardwood flooring on the first floor?

i called everyone. including richard but richard never answers his phone when i call. banged on my neighbor's door which i know he totally appreciated at 830 sunday morning. the only one i could get an answer from was my dad, hereafter known as bob the builder.

btb gave me steps and i was off and running to home depot to rent a wet dry vac. (of course i had already turned off the water! it was the first thing i did!)

i called brooke and asked her to bring me sbux and something to eat as my blood sugar was dropping.

after a good hour of sucking up as much water as i could richard finally texts me. "you will have to get some fans blah dee blah dee blah"...

yeah, no.

i answered him to contact the house insurance and advised him to get the ball rolling on a water damage team.

guess who called? seriously. i have not spoken one word to him since thanksgiving. and he called! my oh my. anyway, apparently the deductible, which had to be paid up front, was $1K. he was asking if i was going to pay half.

now don't you know that ooooooo i wanted to rip him a new one. but hey! dancer is advancing in her being all divorced from richard.

"no. you're responsible for the house."

"it's your fault."

"um. no. i did everything i could and it's not my problem. i talk to my lawyer."

"and i'll be talking to my lawyer, too!"

(whatever dude)

15 minutes later..."can you be there to let the water damage team in?"

bottom line? he's still being richard. however, i'm getting better at not ripping his face off. go me.

dance on people.